What?

onlylolgifs:

How to peel apples

caracashteo:

Jon Stewart. Man.

hellaerin:

amordelfriki:

hellaerin:

so i met my soul mate tonight

This is the greatest chat moment ever.

i posted this less than a month ago and it has 100,000 notes. Guys he doesn’t even know.

evererika:

deepinmyb0nes:

iamprogress:

"I think every woman at one point or another in their life has been called a bitch. For a long time I had a real problem with that word, I didn’t like it and I thought it was derogatory. But I’ve gotten to a place now where I’ve made a lot of peace with it. It’s been so overused and made to seem so derogatory towards woman that I’ve adapted it into an empowering feeling for myself. If I’m a bitch then I’m a bitch, if that’s what an assertive woman is to you. So I’ve sort of adapted it as a badge of honor."

TTTHHHIIISSSSS

A+

alessandroscocciapappagallo:

Thank you Bathtub Barracuda.

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

turtle-pirate:

Jake’s mom is a total badass